Bourgeois body art: Tattoos have become a must-have for the middle-classes
Helen Mirren's had one for years. Daniel Craig has a Peruvian condor on his truthful shoulder. Samantha Cameron's got a dolphin just below her shapely ankle.
Jude Law has a division of ants on his inside right arm. Anna Kournikova's got a lovely sun symbol on her back, a moment ago above the knicker line (though, when asked about it, she told the press it was "a heat doctor".) Felicity Kendal, aged 64, recently disorganize a Spectator writer when she announced she'd had a moon and two feathers emblazoned on her leg (he hinted darkly that thisIn particularindicated "a desire to hold desperately on to youth").






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